Osiris x Intervert, a.k.a. Lapis x Brithorse.
This ship first set sail a couple of days after Intervert joined the wiki. It quickly sunk, but due to Osiris' public displays of affection, Intervert is often pinged in Wikia chat with the phrase "Inny <3". Naturally, she hates this.
Due to "Inny <3" being somewhat of a meme and Intervert's occasional flirting with other males, the current status of this ship is unknown. However, as neither party has called an end to their relationship, it is assumed the ship is holding together somewhat. Currently, there have been attempts to variate the ship.